About Me: I am creatively disorganized, perfectionist hopeful and super narcissistic. Vanity is my biggest sin. I contradict myself alot and 'Ironic' is my theme song. Sarcastically funny, I am famed for my dry jokes and my 'wtf' look, which is patented and trademark by me and no one else. Never was your average girl next door, I hate the word 'cute' when it is used on me. Insanity is my second name. Fashion obsessed, I live a secret life of a fashion diva who is on a mission to save the world from fashion faux pas. I have a mild case of OCD and a habit of counting street poles. I avoid walking on cracks.